Thursday, November 26, 2009

The leaning tower of rotting pizza

Dear blog,

Upon returning home from a weekend of travel, I made a rather interesting discovery. Apparently my roommates did a little redecorating during my hiatus. I feel like a bit of a hypocrite now, because I can recall a few times in recent history when I suggested that they might not be contributing quite enough effort for the better good of the household.

I can't say that I would have done things exactly the same way... what do you think?

Yes I admit, the soda and beer boxes provide a sort of homey charm. Sure, I can imagine that making a Jenga-like game of adding a can to the overflowing recycling bin would provide a unique challenge.

The thing I can't get on board with is the leaning, plastic, drawstring tower of garbage.

Who knows what kind of rancid, biological in nature, and most likely very stinky liquids that bag must contain!? This bag appears that it could topple and expel its contents all over the floor at any given moment!

It truly amazes me that my roommates don't just shit in the corner like ferrets.

Thank you.


  1. Yes, I won't be surprised if that comes next.

    My spouse pulled up in the bus stop to pick me up the other day. I have to rush and grab my bags and jump in the car.It's a NO stopping zone.

    He stops the car, I jump in, backpack between my feet , slam the door . We tale off and he says" You're stepping on a banana peel."!

    (unfortunately, I had seen that as I hopped in the car. I wasn#t going to mention it)

    God help us :)

  2. I posted ...where the heck is it???

  3. As far as I know you're the only one that empties the garbage can and leaves bags laying around.