Dear blog,
There is something horribly wrong with my roommate's cat's digestive tract. I don't know what kind of sewer this cat has been eating out of, but there is no way this odor is normal.
Our house has what I believe is called an open floor plan. This means that the kitchen, dining room, and 2 living rooms are all different parts of a single open space. It is no exaggeration when I tell you that one nasty little cat log is enough to cause involuntary retching to any occupants of all 4 of these rooms.
To make matters worse, what do you suppose this disturbed feline does after delivering the goods? Does he obsessively bury his droppings like a normal cat? Hell no! He does his sinful business and then scrambles away from the payload like it's going to try and stuff itself back in!
One day, I will bury him.
Thank you.
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ha ha love your art:)
ReplyDeleteThat is some pretty good art. What are you going to do with that spatula though? And why does Puddin' look so fit?
ReplyDeleteIt's not a spatula... it's a poop scoop!
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